do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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