we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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