The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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