We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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