Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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