Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Randomize
