What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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