called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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