My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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