there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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