I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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