Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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