You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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