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after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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