Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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