I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize