I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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