Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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