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I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
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he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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