So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It's just like the Real World with babies
vagina is talking i cant
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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