I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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