in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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