I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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