Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Randomize
