I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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