So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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