am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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