i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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