you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The struggles of a small town man whore
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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