Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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