my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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