We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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