discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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