You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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