I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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