ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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