Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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