So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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