We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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