you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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