She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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