I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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