Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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