I'm lost and stupid without you.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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