You work out of a Hotel?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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