Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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