I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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