idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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