even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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