I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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