it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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