yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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