i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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