I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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