nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Alive.
So much puke
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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