Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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