3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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birth control should be required to get into college
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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