love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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